Idiotic, Disgusting, and Other Things Said to Freelance Writers

Traditional freelance writer work system.
Traditional freelance writer work system. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Freelance writing alternates between the glamorous (invites to the latest openings) and the torturous (waiting for interviewees to show). Last week I added abusive to the list of adjectives that apply to being a free agent as a writer.

In November another publication in the region wrote me to see if I was interested in contributing for two forth coming issue with tight deadlines. After I indicated yes, I ‘d write for them, I was sent interview dates and times for the next time, without a brief. The brief tells the writer why the publication is interested in a particular person or story, suggests a few angles, mentions the payment as well as the word count.

The fact that many of these details were missing were my first indication that all was not well at this particular publication. But I chalked it up to the youth and inexperience of the staff, (the editor of the publication commissioning me had even attended an editorial meeting of Vox, a magazine I worked on; she was wide eyed and impressed by our organization in planning at least three issues at a time) reminding myself this was a magazine located in the Middle East. Not that I’m bashing locals: if you’ve been overseas for any length of time, you know that expats often sink lower than the standard of their home countries and this seemed to be the case in this particular situation.

But I wrote the pieces as best I could with the information I had and sent it in. I heard nothing for several days and moved on with my life. Then, over a long weekend during a national holiday, was surprised by an irate email from the editor (who I had no interaction with until this point). The tone and superiority of her message flagged up the issues I had been overlooking. In India at the time, I again let it go. After all, I knew I didn’t want to write for them again.

Hearing nothing else from them, I wrote on the 23rd of December requesting payment information. My email went unanswered. Cue the holidays. End December.

In January, when the world went back to the normal, if dull, pace of business, I wrote again to inquire where my payment for these pieces was. No answer. I called the offices. “We pay 45 days from printing,” the person I had been corresponding with said. Wouldn’t that have been nice to know the first four times I asked?

These kinds of terms give one pause, but again, I let it slide. Until March, when I saw the printed issues of the magazine (with my ‘sub-par’ work) in a library. I wrote again. I kept writing, every week; most of the time with no replies. I even texted the editor asking what was happening. By now, of course, it was a matter of principle.

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On April 16th everything came to a head when I took the issue on to Twitter. Here’s what I said:  “Freelancers: don’t recommend writing for xxxxx unless you can wait 90 days or more for payment. Still waiting-will keep you posted.”

Social media creates a direct line to replace static channels: I’ve seen four star hotels like the W Doha and the Four Seasons respond to a Tweet with an efficiency and effectiveness I may not have gotten from speaking to the onsite manager.

But in this case, instead of replying with an apology or a vow to make it better, the email from the Special Projects Manger (whose automatic away message first said he was out of the office) ripped off any veneer of civility:

Mohanna

The payment has been made and should be in your bank account soon. 

Although we cannot excuse the delay in your payment your idiotic remark on Twitter was disgusting. 

We're disappointed by your constant lack of manners and poor attitude that you have shown towards xxxx.
Good day Mohanna!

Nothing like misspelling the name of the person you are insulting to make sure they know how professional you are.

If you are an aspiring writer, beware that you’ll need thick skin. Not only to receive feedback on your writing but also deal with the intrapersonal dynamics.

If you are a freelancer, what strategies do you have to do deal with delayed payments or snide staff?

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A Year Retrospective on My Revolution Within

Tahrir Square during 8 February 2011
Tahrir Square during 8 February 2011 (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Yes, somehow, the wheels of time have churned away an entire year since young and old, male and female flooded Tahrir square in Cairo, Egypt. The confluence of the world’s Middle East media bureaus in the same city where the campaign to oust the Egyptian dictator Hosni Mubarak was being dramatically staged, transported viewers into the protests and then victory celebrations. The ripple effect of the Tunisia revolution reached as far away as Libya as into my heart. I saw the bravery of people standing up for what they believed in and did something I never thought I would need to do: I broke away from a promising career as a professional in order to focus on writing full time.

This break was risky because not only did I give up the considerable benefits of my job, and the attendant status of being associated with a high profile employer, but I also gave up the stability of being part of a group, any group. Last June when I struck out on my own, a friend gave voice to what many were perhaps thinking.

“Are you really going to write? Or is this fantasy of yours?”

 

She was confused because writing was always something I did on the side; while in graduate school I escaped from the rigors of first a Masters in 2001 and then PhD in literary theory in 2003 by taking creative writing courses. I have the elective requirements of the American university system to thank for my discovery of my creative voice. Like many other passions in my life, I didn’t give the creative urge center stage, letting it fill in the gaps created by the demands of being a wife, mother, and mentor.

I meandered through higher education administration, and then publishing, until I was spending so much time promoting the work of others, my own work grew jealous.

“What about me?” My novel projects whispered to me each time I organized a book signing.

“Ebooks are the way to enter the market,” experts advised at all the writing conferences I attended.

Even with these twin voices of reason, from the comfort of my senior level position in an organization, I didn’t listen. I toiled and stressed: I heard the increasing complaints of junior staff who felt that their training and education were not being put to use. Ironically it was this, the injustices suffered by others, that got my attention. I am a classic martyr type: I won’t sacrifice for myself, but I will if others will benefit. Every corner I turned in our office building, I was regaled with a tale of woe.

“You are the youngest in the company,” our leader said to one of the juniors, someone I had hired. “You should sit and listen. Maybe you’ll learn something.”

This twentysomething had been educated in the American system. Her faculty, and student affairs staff had encouraged her to think that she had transferable skills that would be an asset to her employer. She, like me, thought that age didn’t matter: the person standing in front of you did.

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I know there are many people in Qatar fighting this juxtaposition of values and my heart goes out to them. What do you do when your education prepared you to expect a different environment than the one in which fact you live? I can’t say that I have a lot of advice to offer on this dilemma. Even now as my vow to write full time segued into teaching as an adjunct faculty member at American universities, I do believe that critical thinking, questioning assumptions, even sheer hard work will get you the respect you deserve, no matter how young you are.

But stereotypes in the workforce conspire against us in a unique way in Doha.

“Here’s a laptop. Sit there and try not to break anything,” someone said to a female student who was a computer science graduate.

“Rich girl, don’t you want to go home and spend Daddy’s money?” Someone else reported me to as the attitude towards Qatari women in the oil sector.

That’s the limitation of stereotypes: they are true for a reason but they often don’t adjust for the uniqueness of the person in front of you. I feel deep empathy for the women in these situations just as I wonder if some of the resistance I encounter in the classroom from male students isn’t because I’m a young, South Asian professor, as opposed to a six foot four, white male. I don’t know. But I do know that I feel more in control of how I treat people and in general, how they treat me. So the reduced salary, the occasional student irritation, the nights spent grading are worth it.

In the year since my liberation, I have published four e-books, posted regularly to this blog, and kept writing on more projects. I’m only sorry I can’t say that my work wasn’t the inspiration for my revolution. I let writing take a backseat because I didn’t know how important it was to me. I hope never to make that mistake again. The answer to the questions my friend posed to me a year or so ago are both yes. Yes, I have been writing and hope to continue to do so through the summer has I have three more releases planned. And yes, this is the fantasy version of my life: the life that I know many creatives want to live. I don’t take a second for granted (especially as stories of the dissatisfied employees trickle back to me through the grapevine).

Help me celebrate this watershed year in my writing life and vote for me as the blogger to win in the “Industry” category of the Goodreads Independent Book Blogger Awards. If the writing advice I’ve been tapping out as blog entries has helped, inspired, or even hurt you in some way, drop me a line in the comments box and let me know.

Where were you a year ago? And where would you like to be a year from now?

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Why Stand Up Comedy Isn't My Worst Nightmare

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Books about Humour and Stand Up Comedy 03 (Photo credit: Julie70)

When people hear I perform standup comedy, they generally have the one reaction:   whether male or female, eyes wide, “I could never do that,” the speaker usually says, giving me the once over as if seeing me in my material form for the first time. Since fear of public speaking rates higher than fear of dying, I seems to have superhero powers when I say I regularly get up in front of people and try to make them laugh. “My worst nightmare,” someone said with a shudder last week when I mentioned I had a show.

For me standup comedy is a monthly reminder that as a creative person, I have to be willing to put myself out there, much the same way I do each time I publish a book. But since I’ve got quite a few titles to my name now, the vulnerability I might feel publishing has diminished (not to say that it ever entirely goes away). Creatives are kind of like thrill seekers: We have to keep searching for the next thing that will keep us creating in order not to fall into stale, repetitive patterns.

When I started keeping this blog, I of course began work on an expat memoir – that genre that is almost as ubiquitous as the Novel – about my experiences living in Qatar as a South Asian American woman. I contemplate a lot in the articles about race, class and gender through the everyday things that happen to me in a fairly serious tone. When it came time to stand up for my first routine (in support of the only other female comic in the city at the time) I stripped away the social commentary from these incidents and told them as they happened.

The audience’s reaction was electrifying to me: they laughed! They saw the irony from my perspective and I was hooked by the unsettling feeling of nervousness I felt in the moments before going on stage. I teach five classes a week to undergraduate students: in a way my life is standup comedy. You have to be quick on the uptake, lively, upbeat — if you want to keep them from outright doodling or texting during class.

See what you think of one of my sets during last week’s show, where I talk about being an Indian with an American accent.

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